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Chris Conley
Drums, Percussion, Lead and Background Vocals

Born of a steamy affair in the summer of 1973 between Richard Nixon and Nina Simone, Chris was clearly headed for greatness. By becoming a drummer, he ensured greatness could never happen. Luckily, he went to a well respected university, is a safe driver, and is kind to the elderly… as evidenced by his generous relationship with the rest of the band.

Number of Wives - 1
Number of dogs - 3
Number of hats - 14
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