Drums, Percussion, Lead and Background Vocals
Born of a steamy affair in the summer of 1973 between Jimi Hendrix and Margaret Thatcher, Chris was clearly headed for greatness. By becoming a drummer, he ensured greatness could never happen. Luckily, he went to a well respected university, is a safe driver, and is kind to the elderly…as evidenced by his generous relationship with the rest of the band.
Number of Wives - 1
Number of dogs - 2
Number of hats - 14